January 2011
73 posts
Just had a movie night marathon with me, my...
movies today with the boyfriend.
ehychristine:
Bruno Mars - Count On Me
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
I need a debut planner, I'm way too lazy !
Ughh , I always ruin everything :( … I’m sorry.
What to do today :/, wish you weren't mad at me.
Random phone call one day during ta …
“Can I ask you a favour anak?” “Yes of course tita, what is it?” “I know you guys are back together and I’m calling you because I know you’ve been there for my son. I’m asking if you could please straighten him up, he doesn’t know I’m talking to you … But when you guys broke up he was always doing bad things like talking back, skipping school, getting bad...
You can easily make a boy, man up, but making him...
@shai-roubs
Haha I sort of figured that out today when it took me a good 3 hours to sort everything out, NBD. I wanna sell my clothes but I got a feeling noone would buy it xP.
: Risked your life for love. →
zomgitsmark:
When I was six years old I met you in a playground and you came up to me with a daisy, just one, and knelt on both knees and told me you loved me. I pushed you over then ran away. Two days later you came over and asked if we could play cops and robbers, and from that day on we…
I'm not stupid, but two can play this game.. ;)
Okay, I’m sorry I’m not perfect and that I always get jealous of other peoples relationships. The thing is I love hearing how happy my friends are with their guys, but me… I’m there to listen since I have nothing to say. It’s just not the same anymore. The dates we use to always go on, the dinners at Empress with everyone, or just going out and chilling. Yes I miss...
Shirt off, boxers, chillin’ with no fitted on....
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My brother’s school doesn’t get any midterms or finals, the reason why: The principal doesn’t believe in them. -.- YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
OMG, so I can tell that I’m so stressed for my Chem diploma tomorrow because I’ve walked downstairs too many fucking times to get food.
18th birthday here I come !
-hall rental, done.
-escort,done.
-invitations
-dresses and outfits for mommy, daddy, Kevin, escort and me.
-list of candles and roses
-cotillion (adults&friends)
-decorations
-photographers and videographers
-dj
-sound system
-table arrangements
-guest list
-food and catering
-liquor license
-insurance for the party
-$450 hall payment, $300 security deposit
-find and handle...
NBD, i failed physics. :D haha
Okay so WTF is this, I’ve already done part a and part b social diploma, religion diploma, and physics final, but I’m still tripping balls about my Bio diploma tomorrow and my Chem diploma Wednesday… Fuck me. :(
Too sweet not to reblog. :')
Girl: Babe I dont think I can sleep.
Boy: Why baby?
Girl: I don't know. I need your boring voice to put me to sleep. Wanna tell me a story? Hehehe.
Boy: Hahah, you're lucky that you're cute. How about I read you Dear John.
Girl: Sounds perfect.
- Boy reads Dear John-
- 15 minutes later-
Girl: *snores*
Boy: Babe?
Girl: *snores*
Boy: Hahaha, you always knock out within 15 minutes. Your snores are cute. Babe, I really love you. I really do. Sometimes I might show that I dont give a fuck. But I do. I never want to lose you. I know it's cheesy, but this is how I feel. This is REAL. I know I'm not the best thing out there, but I'm trying to be one of your best ever. Thank you babe, thank you for choosing a messed up guy like me to be your boyfriend. Thank you for being mine. I honestly can't see myself with anyone else but you babe. I know I say I love you too many times, but each time I say it, my feeling grows more & more for you. Thanks for listening babe. I'll still be on the phone if you need anything. Goodnight babe & sweet dreams. I won't let the bed bugs bite you.
I’ve never had so much fun at work. Working with my mommy, daddy, Lola, along with the sexcion brothers. I walk in at 5 45pm, no big deal because I get to make my own hours if there’s work. I loved gossiping with everyone today, everybody was just so open. Being able to communicate and share a bond with people like my parents who I had a huge fight with last week, makes me so...
miss KD, what happened to the songs you were going...
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Today, my boyfriend came over and met my parents....
ayyantonio:
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